“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson “You stupid, ha ha ha…” –… READ MORE
“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve been singing… READ MORE
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“I’m tellin’ ya, all a man needs is an idea, and I’ve got an idea!” – Herb Powell “Then how… READ MORE
“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner! READ MORE
“You have robbed us of our dignity!” – Lenny As usual, I am way behind on everything, but a couple… READ MORE
“Mr. Bergstrom!” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, Lisa!” – Mr. Bergstrom “Hey! You don’t have to pay! Read the sign!” –… READ MORE
“I hope you enjoy your plaque, cheater!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I was going to give you the good sportsmanship… READ MORE
“Actually, I was wondering if you were free for a little get together tonight: dinner, dancing, and Mr. Tom Jones.”… READ MORE
“You’re so supportive. I wish every teacher was like you!” – Marge Simpson “Marge, please. I don’t take praise very… READ MORE
“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy “But-” –… READ MORE
“Hey, Lisa! Make friends with this!” – Bart Simpson “Hey! . . . Help! . . . Help!” – Milhouse… READ MORE
“I don’t know if I like you experimenting on your brother.” – Marge Simpson “Please, mother, it’s purely in the… READ MORE
“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick “Well, I guess you could put a lot of… READ MORE
“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson “Must you… READ MORE
“Oh my God! This is a disaster!” – NASA Administrator “Gotta go!” – James Taylor Plenty of entertaining flotsam washed… READ MORE
“Now, come and get your catskins, uh, I mean sheepskins.” – Krusty the Klown Short reading digest again this week,… READ MORE
When Marge gets arrested for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised, she serves time only to realize that prison… READ MORE
“Anybody up for some clog dancing?” – Luann van Houten “Why don’t you try and stop me!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon… READ MORE
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