“Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?” – Waiter “You bet! From now on, she’s smoking for two.” – Troy McClure Once upon a… READ MORE
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“I’m going to church alone today. You’re going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Homer, don’t start stalking people again, it’s so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Timm Suess. More here. “And thank you most of all for… READ MORE
“Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight… READ MORE
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“They need me over in the projects of Capital City.” – Mr. Bergstrom “But, I need you too.” – Lisa… READ MORE
“Coming up next, ‘The Flintstones Meet The Jetsons’.” – TV Announcer “Uh-oh, I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.” – Bart… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user TooFarNorth. “How are you enjoying your ham, Homie?” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
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Left image taken from Wikipedia. “I am Horst; the new owners have elected me to speak with you because I… READ MORE
“I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that Time cover story, ‘America’s Worst City’.” – Ruth… READ MORE
“Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.” – Homer Simpson As the title indicates, there are quite a few different fan made… READ MORE
“Here’s my address book, go get those stars!” – Krusty the Klown According to the schedule on FOX’s website, there’s… READ MORE
“Behold the box of mystery!” – Milhouse van Houten About halfway through the ridiculous (in a bad way) main plot… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from Vintage Space. “Second comes right after first.” – Buzz Aldrin READ MORE
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“Incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.” – C.M. Burns “I thought I did.” – Marge Simpson Happy… READ MORE
“Wow! They’ll never let us show that again, not in a million years!” – Krusty the Klown Assuming that pure… READ MORE
“In a moment, we’ll look at the courageous Korean gymnast Kim Huyang, who made a perfect dismount on what was… READ MORE
“Aw, it’s a boy, and what a boy!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, that’s the umbilical cord. It’s a girl.” –… READ MORE
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