“Someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And unless movies and teevee have lied to me, it’s a… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user _Fidelio_. “What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds… READ MORE
“Your name’s not on the list.” – Bernard the Bouncer “I didn’t even tell you my name.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Homer! Homer! X-Y-Z.” – Marge Simpson “Examine my zipper, why? Whoops.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons is nothing if not… READ MORE
“She must think you’re after her eggs!” – Not Joan Embery “I only ate one!” – Krusty the Klown READ MORE
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Both images taken from Wikipedia. “If there’s a task that must be done/ Don’t turn your tail and run/ Don’t… READ MORE
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“Here’s the deal, Grampa, a guy I think was an explorer left this in the bar one night. It may… READ MORE
“Thou hast forsaken my church!” – God “Well, kind of, but-” – Homer Simpson “But what?” – God “I’m not… READ MORE
“Hello, I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true I mean false. It’s all… READ MORE
“I can’t believe it, I’m being mocked, by my own children, on my birthday.” – Homer Simpson “It’s your birthday?”… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Gothamist. “Well, sir, I won’t bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately… READ MORE
“Our arts and crafts center is, in actuality, a Dickensian workhouse.” – Lisa Simpson A guy named Kyle McCoy is… READ MORE
“Oh look, you haven’t touched your salt lick. Num-num, good salt lick.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got lick-able… READ MORE
“When I started this clown thing I thought it would be nothing but glory, you know, the glory of being… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Mark Legault. “Welcome home son, I broke two lamps and lost… READ MORE
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