“I’ve got to get out of here . . . calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm… READ MORE
“Damn, I shouldn’t have eaten the mint first.” – Otto Like so many Zombie Simpsons episodes, “The Scorpion’s Tale” is… READ MORE
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“I propose to you that your heir need not be a boy. In this phallocentric society of ours –” –… READ MORE
“I’m whizzing with the door open, and I love it!” – Homer Simpson Ahem: 56 F. C. C. 2d, at… READ MORE
“Mom, this is really scary. I’m going to get my first F ever.” – Lisa Simpson “Cheer up, so you’re… READ MORE
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Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. “Kids, kids, I’m not gonna die, that only happens to bad people.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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“Flanders, I thought I was your plow man!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, Homer, why don’t you plow it again.” –… READ MORE
“In preparing for this debate I did a little research, and I discovered a startling thing. There was violence in… READ MORE
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“Ned Flanders actually eliminated detention and put the whole school on the honor system?” – Seymour Skinner “Yeah, and the… READ MORE
“Well, that was a waste of time.” – Janey “Janey, school is never a waste of time.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
“I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.” – Homer Simpson Some weeks the internet just gives… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from Well Preserved. “Poor Mister Homer, could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his… READ MORE
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“Bart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it’s to know when I’m beaten.” – Principal Skinner READ MORE
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“Excuse me, sir, I think there’s been a mistake.” – Marge Simpson “Oh no, no mistake. Your electricity’s in the… READ MORE
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“Homey, you know it’s funny, both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.” – Marge Simpson “Heh, heh, heh,… READ MORE
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“His life was an unbridled success, until he found out he was a Simpson.” – Lisa Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary… READ MORE
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