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Image used under Creative Commons license from the awesomely named ilovebutter. “Mrs. Simpson, isn’t it true your husband once consumed… READ MORE
“Die bad robots, die!” – Homer Simpson The internet had a minor conniption this week because a computer beat the… READ MORE
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“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… READ MORE
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“Hey Moe, you got any Fudd?” – Homer Simpson “Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all… READ MORE
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“Remember you promised you’d try to limit pork to six servings a week?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, I’m only human!”… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do,… READ MORE
“A new and better life awaits you on our distant home plant Blisstonia.” – Movementarian Speaking as someone with experience… READ MORE
“Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.” – Jasper (as read by Homer Simpson) Last month, when I was taking… READ MORE
Image shamelessly stolen from here. “Oh Abraham, calm down, I’m not here to scare you. They’ve got me haunting a… READ MORE
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“Wait a minute, Troy, I’m a little confused. Did you say ‘Cleans and straightens’?” – Tina “There’s no confusion, Tina,… READ MORE
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Mad Jon’s photo. “You see, Lisa, your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say… READ MORE
“Mendoza!” – McBain If you’re reading this site, then you have probably already seen the fantastic College Humor mashup of… READ MORE
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“Homer, this is never easy to say: I’m gonna have to saw your arms off.” – Guy with Circular Saw… READ MORE
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“Oh how I miss TV! Dear god, just give me one channel!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The… READ MORE
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“You know, Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I think the saddest day of my life was when I… READ MORE
“Go up to the attic, there’s a whole trunk of clothes up there.” – Homer Simpson The above is yet… READ MORE
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“You’ve got to listen to me! Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters… READ MORE
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