Category: The Simpsons
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Reading Digest: Cake and Stupidity Edition
“See? You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a first class wedding reception.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Simprovised
After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain… READ MORE
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John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man
“Can I pick the song?” – Bart Simpson “No. The song will be John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man.”… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Hardcore Fans Edition
“I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says ‘Genius at Work’… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.” – Sherri “What does incompetent mean?” – Bart Simpson “It means… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“At auction, I’d expect this to bring twenty to thirty-thousand dollars, except that on the handle somebody’s carved ‘Homer Rocks’.”… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Link Patrol Blows It
“Food patrol, we’re all starved! Let’s see what you’ve got. That’s it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes, and… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Fland Canyon
Homer recalls a tense family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the Flanders family It appears FOX is now putting… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Prince Non-Prince Edition
“And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested.” – Kent Brockman If you’re binging on Prince-internet right now, there is… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. I’m his neighbor. What’d he do?” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Bill Kopp! READ MORE
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Reading Digest: French Middle School Kids Edition
“Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.” – Groundskeeper Willie I may still try to get these up on Thursdays, but… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Hello, Principal Dondelinger.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Marge Bouvier, it’s so good to see you. Sorry, sir, we’re not letting… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after enjoying a musical, the show’s star sings Marge’s… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: The Burns Cage
Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns’ lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him… READ MORE
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Attention Star Wars and Star Trek Fans, Geeks, and General Enjoyers
“No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention. Although… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: The Marge-ian Chronicles
Not feeling unique, Lisa signs up for the Mars One Space Colony – to Marge’s dismay. Then, Marge hires Bart to go through the tryout process with Lisa to… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Lisa The Veterinarian
After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office,… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“If it isn’t my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?” – Clancy Wiggum,… READ MORE
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