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“Any experience?” – Olde Springfield Towne Casting Director “Yes, I played Panicky Idiot Number Two in The Poseidon Adventure.” –… READ MORE
As I conjure up this post on a beautiful Sunday morning, I am filled with a sense of loathing and… READ MORE
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“Go ahead, water it down some more.” – Principal Skinner Tonight on FOX, the stagnant backwash of the greatest show… READ MORE
“I’ll just be a second, Marge. I’m going to get some beer for those kids over there.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Oh sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries, and look at him, he’s wearing a belt. That’s… READ MORE
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“Aww, a gift from my favorite crustacean.” – Lisa Simpson “Um, did you learn that word from a teacher or… READ MORE
“Alright leeches, I want you to see what a good writer looks like!” – Roger Meyers Jr. This week we… READ MORE
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“All aboard for Shelbyville, Badwater, Cattle Skull Testing Grounds, and Rancho Relaxo.” – Springfield Train Station Announcer READ MORE
There’s no new Zombie Simpsons until, gulp, the end of the month, so we’re going to spend what’s left of… READ MORE
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“You’re sending us to a doctor who advertises on pro wrestling?” – Lisa Simpson “Boxing, Lisa, boxing, there’s a world… READ MORE
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“Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They’re all pretty much the same.” – Reverend Lovejoy READ MORE
“You fool! Can’t you see it’s a massive government conspiracy, or have they gotten to you too?” – Milhouse van… READ MORE
“That’s not my voice!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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“You can’t treat the working man this way! One day we’ll form a union, and get the fair and equitable… READ MORE
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