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“Homer, you’re turning the blades too fast. The golfers are complaining, slow down! . . . that’s better. Aw, beautiful,… READ MORE
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“Homer. Give him what he wants.” – Barney Gumble “Aw Barney, leave me alone.” – Homer Simpson (door slamming) “Oops.”… READ MORE
“Please sir, you’re destroying my establishment.” – Low Life Commoner “We just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you low… READ MORE
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“Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and… READ MORE
We’ve got excellent usage from all over the globe this week. And I mean all over, from Cambodia to Lebanon… READ MORE
“No, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw.” – Itchy & Scratch Animator “Okay, a pie.” – Roger… READ MORE
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“Hey Moe, what’ll you give me for an AA chip?” – Barney Gumble “Uh, Barney, this is a five minute… READ MORE
“And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph… READ MORE
“I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was, now what I’m with isn’t it, and… READ MORE
“Oh, we drank so much that night.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit.” –… READ MORE
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“Hey Mom, Dad’s in a mental institution.” – Bart Simpson “Oh my god, mother was right.” – Marge Simpson READ MORE
We all know Mr. Sparkle as a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern that banishes dirt… READ MORE
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“Did you have to be so graphic?” – Marge Simpson “It’s okay, Marge. They pave the way for this kind… READ MORE
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“Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?” – Marge Simpson “Of course not,… READ MORE
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