Of all the many things that limit commercially supported television programs, the need to cram the story into a defined… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user fo.ol. “Is a coma painful?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh heck no,… READ MORE
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“Satisfied?” – Lisa Simpson “Big deal, it’s no different from the basement in Grandpa’s rest home.” – Bart Simpson READ MORE
“Vital organs they are what we’re dressed in/ the family dog is eying Bart’s intestine/ Happy Halloween!” – Simpson Family… READ MORE
Image grabbed from here. “Oh . . . a little sterile, no real insight. What do you think Miss Hoover?”… READ MORE
“Get off your soapbox Simpson! Do you realize what it costs to run for office? More than any honest man… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Casey Serin. “Remember class, the worse you do on this standardized… READ MORE
“Hello Marge, oh, what is S. N. U. H.?” – Helen Lovejoy “Snuh.” – Marge Simpsons “Oh.” – Helen Lovejoy… READ MORE
“Don’t bitch to me boss man. Thanks to the latest budget cuts I’m down to using Grade F meat.” –… READ MORE
For all its HD animation, celebrity guest voices, and new ways to cause Homer pain, Zombie Simpsons in the 21st… READ MORE
The Internet is full of little surprises, often anonymously created, but incisive in their brevity. To wit, I found these… READ MORE
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“Every day, same old cat. I’ll make it more interesting.” – Bart Simpson “Ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson “Ah, there, that’s… READ MORE
“I didn’t know you knew Luke Perry.” – Bart Simpson “Pfft. Know him? He’s my worthless half-brother.” – Krusty the… READ MORE
I held off on posting this yesterday because it’s a rumor I really didn’t want to be true, but Simpsons… READ MORE
“What’s with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin’?” – Ned Flanders One of the true… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user 1yen. “Oh boy, mold! That’s science fair pay dirt.” – Lisa… READ MORE
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