“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson “That’s specious reasoning, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “Thank you, honey.” – Homer Simpson “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh. How does it work?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t work.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “It’s just a stupid rock.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh-huh.” – Homer Simpson “But I don’t see any tigers around here, do you?” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I want to buy your rock.” – Homer Simpson Happy…
Category: Happy Birthday
Quote of the Day
“As a natural enemy, I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.” – Martin Prince “So you’re saying . . . ” – Bart Simpson “A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” – Martin Prince “Thanks for the pep talk.” – Bart Simpson Happy Birthday Russi Taylor!
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“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
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“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson “That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Alf Clausen!
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“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson “Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates Happy birthday Matt Groening!
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“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble “Barney!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis Experience “Well, that young man’s bought himself about a decade of detention.” – Principal Dondelinger Happy birthday, Al Jean!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Ice to see you.” – McBain Happy (belated) birthday, Harry Shearer!
Quote of the Day
“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson “Why, Bart is right here.” – C.M. Burns “Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
Quote of the Day
“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns “The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers “Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns “Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers Happy Birthday Mike Scully!
Quote of the Day
“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz “But we did win!” – Marge Simpson “That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz Happy birthday Brad Bird! Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.
Makeup Quote of the Day
“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor “With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk-rock. We have a potentially critical situation here. I’m sure you’ll understand.” – Buzz Aldrin “Listen, Aldrin, I’m not as laid back as people think. Now, here’s the deal: I’m gonna play, and you’re gonna float there and like it.” – James Taylor
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins “Searching for my lost shaker of salt . . . Oh, here it is.” – Barney Gumble
Quote of the Day
“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier “What?” – Patty Bouvier “Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier Happy birthday Julie Kavner!
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“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I kept screeching and screeching at him…” – Agnes Skinner Happy Birthday Tress MacNeille!
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“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns “Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. . . . maybe Texas.” – Chief Wiggum Happy Birthday Greg Daniels!
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“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!” – C.M. Burns “You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir.” – Mr. Smithers Sam Simon would’ve been 63 today. Happy birthday.
Quote of the Day
“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight separate stages. Right now, I’m in stage three: fear. You’re in stage two: denial.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not.” – Bart Simpson “Yes, you are.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not!” – Bart Simpson “Yes, you are!” – Lisa Simpson “Am not! Am not! Am not!” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday David Silverman!
Quote of the Day
“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate 15 Feb 1998. (Oh, and happy birthday to some guy name Groening.)