“Ah, not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.” – Homer Simpson “That’s specious… READ MORE
“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! READ MORE
“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson “That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and… READ MORE
“You don’t look so rich.” – Homer Simpson “Don’t let the haircut fool you, I’m exceedingly wealthy.” – Bill Gates… READ MORE
“Comin’ through!” – Barney Gumble “Barney!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes, they call him the Streak!” – The Larry Davis… READ MORE
“Ice to see you.” – McBain Happy (belated) birthday, Harry Shearer! READ MORE
“Mom! Dad! Mr. Burns is a vampire and he has Bart!” – Lisa Simpson “Why, Bart is right here.” –… READ MORE
“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns “The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’… READ MORE
“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz “But we did win!” – Marge Simpson “That’s okay, the… READ MORE
“How ya doin’ fellas?” – James Taylor “With all due respect, Mr. Taylor, this isn’t the best time for your… READ MORE
“Wasted away again in Margaritaville . . . ” – Shary Bobbins “Searching for my lost shaker of salt .… READ MORE
“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier “What?” –… READ MORE
“The county is threatening to take my Seymour away! Oh, we had another fight over the inflatable bath pillow. I… READ MORE
“Officer, arrest the baby.” – C.M. Burns “Yeah, right, pops, no jury in the world’s gonna convict a baby. .… READ MORE
“Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I… READ MORE
“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley Happy birthday, George Meyer! READ MORE
“I read about what happens to kids whose parents no longer love and cherish each other. They go through eight… READ MORE
“Young man, you need to do some serious boning!” – Principal Skinner Happy 20th Anniversary to “Das Bus”! Original airdate… READ MORE
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