“Bart, you really shouldn’t be looking through other people’s things . . . find anything good?” – Lisa Simpson “I… READ MORE
“Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry she forgot to give you this. It’s a list of the things Lisa… READ MORE
“This is terrible at best. I’m surprised at you, Lisa.” – Miss Hoover “Me too.” – Lisa Simpson This week’s… READ MORE
“You will now go back to your hometowns, and do kids parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap… READ MORE
There were two events that generated quite a bit of Simpsons related internet activity this week. The first, obviously, was… READ MORE
“You have joined the sacred order of the Stonecutters, who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that… READ MORE
“Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” – Homer Simpson This week… READ MORE
“Just don’t look. Just don’t look.” – Paul Anka & Lisa Simpson [Note: The Halloween themed animated .gif above comes… READ MORE
“And the Oscar goes to . . .” – Rainier Wolfcastle “I’ve got to win this one, I bribed everyone… READ MORE
“Don’t worry Bart, it seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it… READ MORE
“I think I’ll bottle feed that one.” – Marge Simpson This week’s Reading Digest has a slightly misleading title, as… READ MORE
“I’ll just be a second, Marge. I’m going to get some beer for those kids over there.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Alright leeches, I want you to see what a good writer looks like!” – Roger Meyers Jr. This week we… READ MORE
“You fool! Can’t you see it’s a massive government conspiracy, or have they gotten to you too?” – Milhouse van… READ MORE
We’ve got excellent usage from all over the globe this week. And I mean all over, from Cambodia to Lebanon… READ MORE
“I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was, now what I’m with isn’t it, and… READ MORE
“We’ve been invited to the wedding of our only graduate to read at an adult level.” – Principal Skinner “It… READ MORE
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