“I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension, and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit… READ MORE
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♫”Then all the reindeer loved him/ And they shouted out with glee/ Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer/ You’ll go down… READ MORE
“Look at how disciplined they are. They’re just like the terra-cotta warriors of Xi’an.” – Lisa Simpson “They sure are.”… READ MORE
“Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.” – Lisa Simpson “Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together… READ MORE
“Dos huevos, por favor. Oh, que lastima.” – Bumblebee Man “I gotta steal that bit.” – Krusty the Klown Late… READ MORE
“I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy (one day… READ MORE
“They swore they’d get us back by spiking our water supply, but they didn’t have the guts.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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