“Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby. Let’s all go to the lobby, get ourselves… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user graphia. “Uh-oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day. The students… READ MORE
“‘Cosby’s First Law of Intergenerational Perversity: No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the… READ MORE
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“This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken, Japanese businessmen.” –… READ MORE
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“Look, it’s the Seven Duffs!” – Lisa Simpson “There’s Tipsy, and there’s Queasy!” – Bart Simpson “There’s Surly, and Remorseful!”… READ MORE
“Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, you mean Krusty the Klown?” – Bart Simpson… READ MORE
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“Marge, you’ll never guess what, my whole class is here! They’re going to observe the human peep show that is… READ MORE
“We work hard. We play hard.” – Roscoe In everything but similarity of title, “Homer’s Phobia” is the obvious choice… READ MORE
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“Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in this state, McBain, and yet you ran his limo off… READ MORE
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“Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday school today?” – Marge Simpson “The answers to deep, theological questions.”… READ MORE
“I asked for no broth! Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!” – Ralph Wiggum “Mmm, yes.” –… READ MORE
“Son, you shouldn’t watch that other channel, it’s only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.” –… READ MORE
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“You have any sugar around here?” – Homer Simpson “Sugar? Sure . . . here you go. Sorry it’s not… READ MORE
“Pleased to meet you. You look like such a happy bunch . . . of people.” – Marge Simpson In… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly stolen from worthpoint.com. “How could you spend 4.6 million dollars in a month?” – Marge Simpson “They let… READ MORE
“Forget it, Marge, there is no way I’m spending my Saturdays at a museum. Unless . . . museums don’t… READ MORE
“Hey, wait, if I don’t finish this last bite, you don’t get my soul, do you?” – Homer Simpson Reader… READ MORE
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