“And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield. They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Year: 2018
Quote of the Day
“I think you may be on the mend. Is there anything else I can get you?” – Marge Simpson “Hmm, perhaps the TV?” – Bart Simpson “Of course. Homer!” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Homer Simpson “Bring the television up! Bart’s got his vision back!” – Marge Simpson “D’oh! Wish I had amoria phlebitis.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Hey, boss, here’s the call for the third race.” – Mobster “As they come out of the turn it’s Suffering Succotash by a neck over Yabba Dabba Doo, two lengths back Oh Ain’t I A Stinker and That’s All Folks, I Am What I Am can see them all, but here comes Don’t Have a Cow flying on the outside and at the wire it’s all Don’t Have a Cow!” – Springfield Downs Radio Announcer
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hmm, I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy. But I do approve of his Selma killing policy.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change I’ll have to tell them their father is, well, wicked.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, let me tell you about another so called ‘wicked’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right, and that man’s name was . . . I forget. But the point is . . . I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about, he used to drive that blue car.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, no, Dad’s been drugged.” – Lisa Simpson “No, he hasn’t.” – Marge Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, pleas, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.” – Comic Book Guy
Quote of the Day
“Seymour, I’ll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here. All we have to do is search every locker.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, Bart, I’m not sure random locker searches are permitted by the Supreme Court.” – Principal Skinner “Pfft, Supreme Court, what have they done for us lately?” – Bart Simpson “Let’s move.” – Principal Skinner
Quote of the Day
“Finally, I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the 80s and no one noticed.” – Rev. Lovejoy
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Thank you for coming.” – Principal Skinner “Thank you for getting me out of work.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Stop everything! I don’t remember writing a check for bowling.” – C.M. Burns “The memo says, “To my pal Poppin’ Fresh’.” – Mr. Smithers “Ah, yes, that greedy grasping glob of chemicals.” – C.M. Burns “Probably one of your ether induced hallucinations, sir. I’ll check the employee files to see who could pull off such an impersonation. . . . It was either Pops Freshenmeyer or Homer Simpson.” – Mr. Smithers Happy Birthday Mike Scully!
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style! That’s cucumbers with cottage cheese!” – Ned Flanders
Quote of the Day
“Ah, Squidie, I got nothin’ against ya. I just heard there was gold in your belly!” – Captain McAllister
Makeup Quote of the Day
“You’re not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?” – Homer Simpson “Well, yes. Unless you have some issues with revealing your body.” – Boudoir Photographer “Well, I don’t! But the block association seems to, they wanted a traditional Santa Claus.” – Homer Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“And for the tribute, I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner’s life.” – Miss Hoover “Miss Hoover, which one is oral?” – Ralph Wiggum “Out of your mouth, Ralph.” – Miss Hoover
Quote of the Day
“What do you think he’s doing up there?” – Marge Simpson “I dunno, drug lab?” – Homer Simpson “Drug lab!” – Marge Simpson “Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin?” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Marge, cartoons don’t have any deep meaning. They’re just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Wake up!” – Marge Simpson “Marge, it’s 3am and I worked all day.” – Homer Simpson “It’s 9:30pm and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie’s kiddie pool.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.” – Lionel Hutz “But we did win!” – Marge Simpson “That’s okay, the box is empty.” – Lionel Hutz Happy birthday Brad Bird! Also, Phil Hartman would’ve been 70 today. Happy birthday.
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I’m sorry, can’t hear you, son! I’m wearing a jacuzzi suit.” – Luann van Houten