“You got Poison to play at our wedding?” – Becky “We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.” – Cyanide Singer… READ MORE
“Hey, kids? Always recycle . . . to the extreme!” – Poochie Johnny Sugar, who once wrote a guest post… READ MORE
“But first, move over Baltimore! Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman Some internet genius put together a version… READ MORE
“I hope all you kids come out this weekend and really pack this place, just to show ’em how grateful… READ MORE
“That screwball Marge Simpson, we’ve gotta stop her! But how?” – Roger Meyers Jr. “Drop and anvil on her?” –… READ MORE
“Here you go, Red Tick Beer.” – Moe “Hmm, bold, refreshing, and something I can’t quite put my finger on.”… READ MORE
“It’s that horrible Mr. Burns, isn’t it?” – Not Eunice “You leave Mr. Burns out of this!” – Streetcar Smithers… READ MORE
“In that family, nobody trusted nobody. They even brought their lawyers to Thanksgiving dinner.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson Harry Shearer… READ MORE
“Mom! I found Sideshow Bob’s hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp… READ MORE
“This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, you think that’s enough… READ MORE
“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got two links… READ MORE
“I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he’s right.” – Barbara… READ MORE
“Homey, I know you love me. We don’t need to get married again.” – Marge Simpson “Yes we do! I… READ MORE
“C’mon, I’m a decent guy!” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
“Forget the hair, just give me the blush! Oh, we’re on.” – Kent Brockman Fucking CNN. This one is bad… READ MORE
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“I, uh, don’t think this contest is over yet, Buzz, if that is your real name. I believe there is… READ MORE
“Bart, I’m flabbergasted! Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in forty-foot high letters on the field… READ MORE
“Oh, sir, what will you do next?” – Mr. Smithers “Well, first I’ll get that new hip I’ve been hankering… READ MORE
“Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns It’s… READ MORE
“Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from . . . someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway,… READ MORE
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