“Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.” – Ralph Wiggum “Better start eating, kid.” – Skinny… READ MORE
Sanjay passes his stake in the Kwik-E-Mart to his millennial son, Jay, who turns it into a hip, health food market against Apu’s insistence… READ MORE
♫”And Bingo was his name-0!”♫ – Bart Simpson “Added extra clap. Not college material.” – Kindergarten Teacher Happy birthday Al… READ MORE
“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy… READ MORE
Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation… READ MORE
“Now he faces his toughest audience: three Siberian tigers.” – Troy McClure “Simba, on the ball!” – Krusty the Klown… READ MORE
“This is great! Not only am I not learning, I’m forgetting stuff I used to know!” – Milhouse van Houten… READ MORE
When Homer loses $5,000 at a poker game with Broadway legend Laney Fontaine, the only way he is able to settle the bet is if… READ MORE
“Way to go, Homer!” – Carl “You’re number one, Homer!” – Lenny “But this was a contest for children!” –… READ MORE
Lisa makes a new pal at school named Harper, whose internet billionaire father becomes buddies with a different Simpson: Homer.… READ MORE
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single… READ MORE
“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
After killing Bart, Sideshow Bob doesn’t know what to do with himself; Homer wakes up with short-term memory loss; Because… READ MORE
When Lisa becomes scared at the Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, Homer is forced to take down his Everscream Terrors decorations. Halloween pop-up employees seek vengeance on… READ MORE
“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson “Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady… READ MORE
Upon learning that their father really died of lung cancer, Selma and Patty agree to quit smoking. When Selma relapses,… READ MORE
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