Category: The Simpsons
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Quote of the Day
“I really don’t see how this helps Bart.” – Marge Simpson “Just do it!” – Mrs. Krabappel READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Cue Detective
Scotty Boom, a Chew Network super-chef, challenges Homer to a smoke-off. But when someone steals Homer’s secret weapon – a smoker he… READ MORE
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Don’t you think you should get a little fresh air and maybe some exercise?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but what… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, alright? . . .… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights. So, now, we just have the… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Every Man’s Dream
Homer is diagnosed with narcolepsy — but instead of returning home with his prescription medication — he returns home drunk. He… READ MORE
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“This is what love costs a month?” – Homer Simpson “These are standard stable fees, Mr. Simpson. Plus I’m teaching… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: In Denial About Season 27 Edition
“Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s beautiful! Oh, let’s put… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Well, Homer, I guess you’re the winner by default.” – NASA Guy “De fault? Woo-hoo! The two sweetest words in… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Look, my stomach really hurts.” – Bart Simpson “All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Arty Milhouse Edition
“Ever since I became a movie star I’ve been miserable. I had to get up at 5am just for makeup.… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: So Short It Barely Exists Edition
“Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let’s go home.” – Homer Simpson “We are… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: What Do You Want, It’s August Edition
“Lisa, don’t sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee. It’s a great big world… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Marriage Through Simpsons Edition
“There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.” – Marge Bouvier “Marge, I’m sorry. I wish I could… READ MORE
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Tuesday Evening Cartoons
“Bart, take a letter. Dear Mr. Burns, I’m so glad you enjoyed my son’s blood, and your card was just… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Global Calls for Cancellation Edition
“First of all, his accuser is a very shady character. That waiter, Mr. LaCoste, not only wasn’t born in Springfield, he… READ MORE
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