Category: Happy Birthday
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be… READ MORE
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“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe “Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to… READ MORE
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“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah,… READ MORE
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“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry. As soon… READ MORE
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Cry Yuma!’ and ‘Here Comes the Coast Guard!’… READ MORE
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“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris “What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum “Next.”… READ MORE
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“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers Happy birthday David Mirkin! READ MORE
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“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.”… READ MORE
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“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge… READ MORE
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“Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?” – Hank Scorpio “Um… READ MORE
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“Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.” – Shelbyville Nuclear Plant Computer “Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant .… READ MORE
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“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson “Yo yo, how’s it… READ MORE
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“Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, overlooked middle child. Happy birthday to me.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
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“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” –… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“That’s it, Bart! Why can’t you be more like, uh . . .” – Mrs. Krabappel “Us, Mrs. Krabappel?” –… READ MORE
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“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon “That’s me!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t write… READ MORE
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