“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown “Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday, Al Jean!
Category: Happy Birthday
Quote of the Day
“What are you looking at, Bart? Are those naughty dogs back again?” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 75 today. Happy birthday!
Bonus Quote of the Day
“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be forced to testify against his wife.” – Homer Simpson “Stop winking!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe “Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to know I love you very much.” – Homer Simpson “Shut up!” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, right.” – Lunchlady Doris Doris Grau would’ve been 93 today. Happy birthday.
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“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry. As soon as they find out he doesn’t have any money, they’ll throw him out. Believe me, I know.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Mike Scully!
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Cry Yuma!’ and ‘Here Comes the Coast Guard!’ But today I’d like to talk to you about a pleasant tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth.” – Troy McClure Phil Hartman would’ve been sixty-nine today. (Nice.) Happy birthday.
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“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris “What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum “Next.” – Big Shot Hollywood Director Happy birthday, Brad Bird!
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“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers Happy birthday David Mirkin!
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“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.” – Before They Were Famous Host “Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell.” – Not Don Knotts “I shot him.” – Charles Bronson “Well, that’s-what!?” – Not Don Knotts “Now I’m going down to Emmett’s Fix It Shop to fix Emmett.” – Charles Bronson Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge Simpson “Huh?” – Homer, Bart, & Lisa Simpson “Well, why can’t I be greedy once in a while?” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday, Julie Kavner!
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“Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?” – Hank Scorpio “Um . . . uh, let’s see . . . um . . .” – Homer Simpson “Relax, Homer! At Globex we don’t believe in walls! Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!” – Hank Scorpio Happy birthday, Albert Brooks!
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“Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.” – Shelbyville Nuclear Plant Computer “Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant . . . with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed!?” – Aristotle Amadopolis “Sure. Moe.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Jon Lovitz!
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“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson “Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy “Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!
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“Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, overlooked middle child. Happy birthday to me.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
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“Well, look at the bright side, Moe: you still got us.” – Barney Gumble “Yeah. You know, that actually makes me a little better.” – Moe “Why? That was the problem in the first place. You were going broke because we were your only customers. Wasn’t that the problem in the first place? That you were going broke? Moe? Moe? Hey, Moe! Oh, you’re thinking about all the money you blew, aren’t you? What was it, fifty? Sixty thousand dollars? . . . Moe? Look, maybe it would help if we went over all the mistakes you made from the…
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“Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son a genius? How does it happen?” – Homer Simpson “Well, genius level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment . . . although in some cases it’s a total mystery.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor Sam Simon would’ve been 62 today. Happy birthday.
Quote of the Day
“Jazz, pfft! They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Di-di-di-di-di-di-di, de de de…” – “That’s Mary had a little lamb.” – Marge Simpson “Okay, then this: Do-do-do-do-do-do-do, do do do…” – Homer Simpson “That’s the same thing, you just replaced ‘Di’s with ‘Do’s.” – Marge Simpson “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Danny Elfman!
Quote of the Day
“That’s it, Bart! Why can’t you be more like, uh . . .” – Mrs. Krabappel “Us, Mrs. Krabappel?” – Sherri & Terri “Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy belated birthday, Russi Taylor!
Quote of the Day
“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon “That’s me!” – Bart Simpson “Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein!