“I won’t lie to you, in this job, you will be shot at. Each of these bullet wounds is a… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to… READ MORE
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“Let’s see your license, pal.” – Lou “No can do, never got one. But if you need proof of my… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, ma’am, but everything on the menu has fish in it.” – Frying Dutchman Waiter “What about the bread,… READ MORE
This is a much shorter than usual Reading Digest, entirely due to the fact that just about anytime someone punched… READ MORE
“I’ve started a crusade against cartoon violence. I can protect my own children, but there are many others whose minds… READ MORE
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“Oh, would you two knock it off? I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it’s no big deal. You… READ MORE
“And now, the conclusion of our thousand dollar movie, Roger Corman’s ‘Titanic’.” – TV Announcer “We’re safe now, Clarice. We… READ MORE
“She’s beautiful. Say something clever.” – Bart’s Brain “I fell on my bottom.” – Bart Simpson “D’oh!” – Bart’s Brain… READ MORE
“Don’t look in my closet! In fact, stay out of my room altogether.” – Bart Simpson “If the pets die,… READ MORE
“Go away! There ain’t no monorail and there never was!” – Monorail Cafe Woman The monorail in Sydney, Australia is… READ MORE
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“Welcome to Enchantment Lane, where all the parts come together and Malibu Stacy is born. Some folks say there’s a… READ MORE
“You know what I really hate about church? Those boring sermons.” – Homer Simpson “I couldn’t agree more. That Reverend… READ MORE
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