“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson “And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets. As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier “Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson “As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson
Month: September 2015
Quote of the Day
“Every time you go to that cook off you get drunk as a poet on payday! Remember last year?” – Marge Simpson “Look at me, I’m a puffy pink cloud!” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Arty Milhouse Edition
“Ever since I became a movie star I’ve been miserable. I had to get up at 5am just for makeup. I like the way the blush brings out my cheekbones, but it’s not worth it.” – Milhouse van Houten There’s a simple and very creative Lego Milhouse picture this week that headlines a collection of cool fan art in the mediums of Lego, ink, cross-stitch and more. We’ve also got a bunch of lists, more Season 2, Burns memories, a couple of pieces of great usage, and more. Enjoy. May-August developments in new works… – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the week…
Quote of the Day
“And you didn’t think I’d make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!” – Homer Simpson “While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.” – Marge Simpson “Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Seymour, the house is on fire!” – Agnes Skinner “No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.” – Principal Skinner “Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But, I must say, you steam a good ham.” – Superintendent Chalmers
Quote of the Day
“I have come to return King Arthur to the throne!” – Zorro “It’s a history lesson come to life.” – Bart Simpson “No, it isn’t. It’s totally inaccurate.” – Lisa Simpson “Quiet, here come the ninjas.” – Bart Simpson
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“Maggie’s teeth are coming in crooked. Has she been sucking on a pacifier?” – Dr. Wolf “Uh, not to my knowledge.” – Marge Simpson “Liar!” – Dr. Wolf
Quote of the Day
“I’m here to share my moral outrage. But this time it’s not about that giant, inflatable Dos Equis bottle.” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday, Julie Kavner!
Quote of the Day
“Lenny, my man!” – Homer Simpson “So, Homer, if we vote for you, what are you gonna do different?” – Lenny “What am I, the answer man? Just vote for me!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“C’mon, boy, we’ve earned this Saturday, now let’s make the most of it! . . . Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: So Short It Barely Exists Edition
“Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let’s go home.” – Homer Simpson “We are home.” – Bart Simpson “That was fast.” – Homer Simpson It’s a holiday weekend and I’m very pressed for time as I am going away from the internet for a few days, so this is a very short Reading Digest, but we do have an alternate reality Simpsons, some fan art, plenty of Season 2 recaps, some great usage, and moar Lego stuff. Enjoy. NOTE: I am aware via e-mail and such that the comments section has gone to hell…
Quote of the Day
“Sorry, Bart-dude, we gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts and jam it on over to the old folk’s home.” – Otto
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“I think you’re taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.” – Moe “Shut up!” – Homer Simpson
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“A thousand bucks? I can’t afford that!” – Homer Simpson “Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.” – Hair Doctor
Quote of the Day
“So, this patch steadily releases nicotine into my body, eliminating my need for cigarettes!” – Krusty the Klown