Category: Happy Birthday
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Quote of the Day
“Jack, please, I’m married.” – Soap Opera Woman “That must be what’s turning me on.” – Jack “Oh, stop it… READ MORE
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“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner “No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent… READ MORE
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“Ninety seconds to core meltdown.” – SNPP Computer Voice “Sir, there may never be another time to say: I love… READ MORE
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“Yeah, General Sherman, they say he’s five hundred pounds of bottom dwelling fury, dontcha know? No one knows how old… READ MORE
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“I must say, Luann, you’re really handling this splendidly.” – Marge Simpson “From now on, forget everything you thought you… READ MORE
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“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the… READ MORE
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“And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey…” – Ralph Wiggum “You’re not gonna… READ MORE
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer “Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed… READ MORE
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“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.” – Homer Simpson “You stupid, ha ha ha…” –… READ MORE
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“Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, sing us a song!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve been singing… READ MORE
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“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner! READ MORE
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“You’re so supportive. I wish every teacher was like you!” – Marge Simpson “Marge, please. I don’t take praise very… READ MORE
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“Well, it appears science has faltered once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence.” – Rev. Lovejoy “But-” –… READ MORE
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“I don’t know if I like you experimenting on your brother.” – Marge Simpson “Please, mother, it’s purely in the… READ MORE
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“It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars.” – Mrs. Glick “Well, I guess you could put a lot of… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson “Must you… READ MORE
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