“Son, your family may be watching. Is there anything you’d like to say to them?” – Kent Brockman “Yes there is, Kent. Ha ha, I didn’t apologize!” – Bart Simpson Sam Simon would’ve been sixty-one today. Happy birthday.
Category: Happy Birthday
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“Anybody up for some clog dancing?” – Luann van Houten “Why don’t you try and stop me!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Happy birthday Rich Appel!
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“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. Muskievote!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Josh Weinstein!
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“Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.” – Sherri “What does incompetent mean?” – Bart Simpson “It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.” – Terri “Oh, okay, I thought you were putting him down.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Russi Taylor!
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“Booo!” – Crowd “But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character! Ain’t that worth nothing?” – Moe “Booo! Next!” – Crowd Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
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“Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house. Homer! You’re not listening!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!
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“Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. I’m his neighbor. What’d he do?” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Bill Kopp!
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“Goodbye, little dude. He looks so lifelike, man.” – Otto “Yes, the school nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing his little face after the fight.” – Principal Skinner Happy birthday, David Silverman!
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“If it isn’t my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?” – Clancy Wiggum, P.I. “Mardi gras, man! When the Big Easy calls, you gotta accept the charges.” – Bart Simpson “Chief Wiggum, I can’t wait to hear about all the exciting, sexy adventures you’re sure to have against this colorful backdrop.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Bill Oakley!
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“Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.” – Ralph Wiggum “Better start eating, kid.” – Skinny Boy “Start eating?” – Wiggum P.I. “I didn’t mean that way!” – Ralph Wiggum Happy Birthday Matt Groening!
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♫”And Bingo was his name-0!”♫ – Bart Simpson “Added extra clap. Not college material.” – Kindergarten Teacher Happy birthday Al Jean!
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“Ladies and gentlemen, most of you already know that with a little love and compassion, any puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy. . . . Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!” – Emily Winthrop Happy birthday Tracey Ullman!
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“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Harry Shearer!
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“This is great! Not only am I not learning, I’m forgetting stuff I used to know!” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!
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“Way to go, Homer!” – Carl “You’re number one, Homer!” – Lenny “But this was a contest for children!” – Frank Grimes “Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out.” – Lenny Happy birthday, John Swartzwelder!
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“Sorry, Rosarita, I gotta get to my birthday party.” – Bart Simpson “Farewell, senor Bart.” – Rosarita Happy birthday, Maggie Roswell!
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“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.
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“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror VI”! Original airdate 29 October 1995. And happy birthday to the one, the only Dan Castellaneta!
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“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson “Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady Doris Grau would’ve been 91 today. Happy birthday!