“Anybody up for some clog dancing?” – Luann van Houten “Why don’t you try and stop me!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon… READ MORE
“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday James L. Brooks! READ MORE
“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart… READ MORE
“Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.” – Sherri “What does incompetent mean?” – Bart Simpson “It means… READ MORE
“Booo!” – Crowd “But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character!… READ MORE
“Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers? Expired medicine? Old newspapers! Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your… READ MORE
“Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. I’m his neighbor. What’d he do?” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Bill Kopp! READ MORE
“If it isn’t my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New Orleans?” – Clancy Wiggum,… READ MORE
“Daddy, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you.” – Ralph Wiggum “Better start eating, kid.” – Skinny… READ MORE
♫”And Bingo was his name-0!”♫ – Bart Simpson “Added extra clap. Not college material.” – Kindergarten Teacher Happy birthday Al… READ MORE
“My germs! My precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance!” – C.M. Burns Happy… READ MORE
“This is great! Not only am I not learning, I’m forgetting stuff I used to know!” – Milhouse van Houten… READ MORE
“Way to go, Homer!” – Carl “You’re number one, Homer!” – Lenny “But this was a contest for children!” –… READ MORE
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single… READ MORE
“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Hey, man, if the line’s this long, it’s gotta be good.” – Bart Simpson “Get bent.” – Complaints Window Lady… READ MORE
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