“Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, alright? . . . Hey! What did I just say?” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday, Mike Scully!
Category: Happy Birthday
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“We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights. So, now, we just have the red and yellow lights.” – Professor Frink “C’mon, stay yellow! Stay yellow! Man, I’m making record time! If only I had someplace to be.” – Lenny Happy birthday Gabor Csupo!
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“Well, Homer, I guess you’re the winner by default.” – NASA Guy “De fault? Woo-hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language! De fault De fault!” – Homer Simpson
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“Look, my stomach really hurts.” – Bart Simpson “All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Blue Bird of Unhappiness.” – Lunchlady Doris Happy birthday, Mike Reiss!
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“I’m here to share my moral outrage. But this time it’s not about that giant, inflatable Dos Equis bottle.” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday, Julie Kavner!
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“Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto “We were eating rotisserie chicken. Can you just read the line, please?” – Not David S. Cohen Happy birthday David S/X Cohen!
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“Mom! I found Sideshow Bob’s hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic blast but I’m okay now!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I wrecked the gate but you don’t hear me bragging.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
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“I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he’s right.” – Barbara Bush “Well, Homer too. They’re so much alike.” – Marge Simpson “Too bad they got off on the wrong foot. It’s just like the Noriega thing, now he and George are the best of friends.” – Barbara Bush Happy birthday Tress MacNeille!
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“C’mon, I’m a decent guy!” – Homer Simpson
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“Bart, I’m flabbergasted! Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in forty-foot high letters on the field that you would be caught.” – Principal Skinner “Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.” – Bart Simpson “There are no other Barts!” – Principal Skinner Sam Simon would’ve been sixty-years-old today. Happy birthday.
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“Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from . . . someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.” – C.M. Burns “I like the way Snrub thinks.” – Mr. Smithers Happy birthday, Danny Elfman!
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“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long “Minimum wage and tips. Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe “Such as?” – Not Shelly Long “An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe “I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long “I like your moxie, kid. You’re hired.” – Moe “You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long “Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!
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“Wait a minute! Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man #1 right now!” – Bart Simpson “Wow!” – Martin Prince & Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here’s my ID, which confirms my adultivity.” – Kearney Happy birthday Josh Weinstein!
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“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC “Congratulations, Bart, seeing you out there brought back a lot of memories.” – Ronnie Beck Happy birthday Russi Taylor!
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“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogendville, and North Haverbrook! And, by gum, it put them on the map!” – Lyle Lanley Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien!
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“Look, Mom, I finished my patch! It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. He taught me that even the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. And on the right is Bleeding Gums Murphy. He taught me that music is like a fire in your belly that comes out of your mouth, so you better stick an instrument in front of it.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday, Alf Clausen!
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“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel Happy birthday, George Meyer!
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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of back presents: Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. Hmm, seventy-five bucks a pop, plus interest and penalties . . . you owe me, twenty-two thousand dollars.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday David Silverman!
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“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?” – Kent Brockman Happy birthday Bill Oakley!