Category: Happy Birthday
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“Okay, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, alright? . . .… READ MORE
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“We studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights. So, now, we just have the… READ MORE
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“Well, Homer, I guess you’re the winner by default.” – NASA Guy “De fault? Woo-hoo! The two sweetest words in… READ MORE
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“Look, my stomach really hurts.” – Bart Simpson “All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your… READ MORE
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“Whoa, a talking dog! What were you guys smoking when you came up with that?” – Otto “We were eating… READ MORE
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“Mom! I found Sideshow Bob’s hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp… READ MORE
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“I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he’s right.” – Barbara… READ MORE
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“C’mon, I’m a decent guy!” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“Bart, I’m flabbergasted! Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in forty-foot high letters on the field… READ MORE
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“Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from . . . someplace far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway,… READ MORE
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“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long “Minimum wage and tips. Of course, there… READ MORE
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“Wait a minute! Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man… READ MORE
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“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your… READ MORE
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“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC “Congratulations, Bart, seeing you… READ MORE
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“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogendville, and North Haverbrook! And, by gum, it put them on the map!” – Lyle… READ MORE
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“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or… READ MORE
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“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of… READ MORE
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“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as… READ MORE
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